The Cynical Operator

Hospitality

Sep 29, 2026

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3 min read

What a Buyer Actually Finds in the First 90 Days

Everything a new owner discovers walking in without you already exists in your business right now.

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Hospitality

Sep 22, 2026

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3 min read

Your Best Employee Is Your Biggest Risk

What key person dependency actually looks like and what to do about it before it costs you.

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Hospitality

Sep 15, 2026

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3 min read

What Your Business Is Actually Worth

Why the number in your head is probably wrong and how valuations actually work in plain language.

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Hospitality

Sep 8, 2026

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2 min read

Can Your Business Survive 30 Days Without You?

The moment I realised I was not running a business. I was the business.

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Hospitality

Sep 1, 2026

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3 min read

How Minimising Your Tax Is Distorting Your Real Profit Picture

The trap most hospitality operators fall into and why it costs them more than they realise.

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Planning

Aug 25, 2026

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3 min read

What It Actually Takes To Build A Business You Can Walk Away From

Most operators never get there. Here is what the ones who do actually have in place.

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Hospitality

Aug 18, 2026

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4 min read

Why Buyers Close the Tab on Your Listing

A translation guide for every red flag in a hospitality listing. Including the ones that might describe your business.

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Hospitality

Aug 11, 2026

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3 min read

What Running a School Canteen Taught Me About Building a Business That Works Without You

The thing I built wrong at the café and what I did differently this time.

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Leases

Aug 4, 2026

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3 min read

The Clause That Closed My Café

One line in a lease ended our exit. Here is what to look for in yours before you need to know.

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Business Health

Jul 28, 2026

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3 min read

Is Your Business Actually Working Or Just Surviving?

Five honest questions that tell you where you stand. And what the answers actually mean.

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Brokers

Jul 21, 2026

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3 min read

What Your Business Broker Won't Tell You Until It's Too Late

How brokers actually work, what their incentives really are and why most small hospitality businesses get mishandled.

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Burnout

Jul 14, 2026

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2 min read

The 3am Feeling Every Hospitality Owner Knows

Not burnout as a concept. The specific, physical version of it. And what it is actually telling you.

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Origin Story

Jul 7, 2026

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2 min read

I Couldn't Sell My Café. So I Closed It Instead.

What 20 years in hospitality didn't prepare me for and why I'm building something from the wreckage.

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The Cynical Operator

What a Buyer Actually Finds in the First 90 Days

Your Best Employee Is Your Biggest Risk

What Your Business Is Actually Worth

Can Your Business Survive 30 Days Without You?

How Minimising Your Tax Is Distorting Your Real Profit Picture

What It Actually Takes To Build A Business You Can Walk Away From

Why Buyers Close the Tab on Your Listing

What Running a School Canteen Taught Me About Building a Business That Works Without You

The Clause That Closed My Café

Is Your Business Actually Working Or Just Surviving?

What Your Business Broker Won't Tell You Until It's Too Late

The 3am Feeling Every Hospitality Owner Knows

I Couldn't Sell My Café. So I Closed It Instead.

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